meepmop


keepcalmbutpanicatthedisco:

twerktuesday:

twerktuesday:

The only valentine I need

I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.

THEY MISSED A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. IT SHOULDVE BEEN
beef mine

keepcalmbutpanicatthedisco:

twerktuesday:

twerktuesday:

The only valentine I need

I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.

THEY MISSED A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. IT SHOULDVE BEEN

beef mine

#me


marlasblackenedlungs:

Me trying to save my academic career

marlasblackenedlungs:

Me trying to save my academic career

#me





missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

#me